stick : i once blew a frog in front of 200 people.
a successful potluck?
a) food - check
b) friends - check
c) absence of parents/guardians - check
d) drinks - check
e) letting kat drive - check
ei) number of driver's licences kat has - 0.
f) near death experience - check
g) number of sharp turns kat sped up to - 3
h) number of sharp turns kat sped up to that nearly got us killed - 1 1/2
i) shrubbery damaged - 4 bleeding plants
j) no. of licence plates torn off - 3/4
k) number of very hard objects we narrowly avoided - 3
l) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING KAT? - still shivering.
m) sticker pictures : 1
looks like we got it all.
we discovered the magic of harry potter and the philosopher's stone the video game. it is a paedophilic game in disguise. after the barbeque. i discovered the joy of sunburn.
i gave chiru hourly updates of her age because i was bored.
and i spent 100 bucks on a parka and jeans today. yay.
quest: a dark forest green sweater with buttons in the front. i don't understand why it's banned from melbourne city. can't find any. if you see one please inform.